wanted: sister wife

Thursday, March 24, 2016

After a lot of thinking I've made a decision and I think I may have found the answer to all my problems.

A sister wife.

A plausible answer to the mounting tasks.


I have come to the realization that, since Mr. B is working like crazy, it's virtually impossible for me to do and be all of the things. The best solution would be to have another me. Since that's impossible, the only other option seems to be a sister wife.

Think about it. Another person to dump the kids on help take care of the children. Someone who would help clean the house. All responsibilities shared. We could take turns parenting so the other one could go and sleep do all the things.

Naturally, my sister wife needs to be someone who's kinda cool because obviously, since I never get out of the house to adult, I am going to need a built-in best friend.

She must like red wine.

She should be approximately the same dress and shoe size as me for obviously reasons. Sister share, duh (but not my closet, she'll need her own).

Picture it now: kids in bed and it's a wine-filled slumber party every night. Super fun. (middle of the night wakings may be an issue, but that's a worry for another day OR another mom BAM!).

Maybe the Brown family was onto something.

Oh, but there's a teeny tiny issue, I'm not sharing my husband (sorry Brent).

Any takers?

Sanctimommys need not apply.

Only those selected for an interview will be contacted.

This is not a paid position.

Thank you for your interest,

the management