what I wore Wednesday: poop edition

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

WARNING: this post might gross some people out.

I'm not going to skirt around the issue. There is a definite possibility that I went to work (and a meeting prior to going into the office) with poop on my shirt. Yup. I am still hoping it was something else but I don't feel confident either way.

How did this happen? Well, naturally because I was running late (as per usual since childbirth) mini-me had a blow-out right before we needed to leave the house. I quickly weighed my options: 1. change her now 2. plead ignorance when we arrived at daycare ("I think she might have pooped on the way here").

In the interest of being honest and the potential guilt of causing a diaper rash, I changed her bum. It was worse than I thought. I'll spare you the gory details but suffice to say she not only needed a new diaper, but new pants and socks and a thorough "baby wipe bath". Awesome.

After a quick wash of my hands, we were on our way.

Hours later I look down and see green on my shirt. I quickly recalled everything I ate and drank that morning and realized nothing was even remotely green. Weird. And then I remembered earlier that morning. "Oh God no, it couldn't be". I debated going on my lunch and buying a new shirt (because obviously that makes more sense then going home and changing) but opted to try and wash it out. Miraculously, I was back to normal (minus the fact it looked like someone spilled a liter of water down the front of me) except for the shame of potentially walking around with a shirt that could have had poop on it.

Being a mom is uber-glamorous for anyone wondering.

At least it wasn't on my face.

Poop aside, I did wear stuff this week. Naturally, as per the last few weeks, I'm a pic-taking failure.
Here's what you get:

Super casual (and inexpensive shirt),dressed up with leopard flats and some gold jewelry

You've seen this outfit a billion times... it's one of my new "I don't know what to wear" outfits

The Summer Style Challenge list has been released and shopping has begun (although I haven't technically bought anything yet :S). I NEED to get my shop on ASAP.

Lastly, linkups! Linking up this week with: Get Your Pretty On, The Pleated Poppy, Because Shanna Said So

22 comments:

  1. HA! I love it! Maybe you accidentally brushed up against something that strangely and coincidentally resembles your daughter's blow out? I am loving the striped top and floral scarf! Can we at least have a close up of that necklace?

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    1. I hope that's the case Yalanda but given there was some green on mini-me's change pad this morning... I'm not feeling good about it!
      Hahah close up to come!

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  2. Love the "I don't know what to wear" outfit - not many people look that stylish in their nothing-else-is-clean outfit!

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    1. hahaha thanks Beth, actually, thank Alison, I owe her as it was all from the Spring Style Challenge ;)

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  3. Too funny! I love this post...what mom has experienced a major poop blow out? Bringing back memories. :) I love the little casual outfit. I see elements from the spring challenge, which for me has helped in that I now have some easy go to outfits. Get out there and shop, girlfriend!! :)

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    1. hahah glad I could help bring back some memories :) Who doesn't like remembering blow outs?
      I have no time to shop, been trying to hit up the gym on lunches... my goal tomorrow at lunch is to at least get a few things off the list (in particular a fedora!)

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  4. I was cracking up from your title, before I even read what you wrote! I don't even know how many times I probably went out with poop on me somewhere :) You look cute in your outfits, as usual! Get shopping - only a few more days until the challenge starts!

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  5. bahhahahaahahahahhahahahahahaha. That is all. Loved this.

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    1. you loved it because you've been through it!

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  6. Hey Shaunacey! I just nominated you for a Liebster Award! Check out today’s post for details! Happy Thursday! http://welaughanyway.blogspot.com/2014/06/laugh-anyway-gets-liebster-award.html

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  7. haha, Let's go with the you brushed up against a green tree with lots of green sap theory. I haven't begun shopping either! I tried last night, but then 45 minutes in Target just isn't enough to get anything done! haha...

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    1. hahaha Sarah, I like where your head is at!!
      Why is shopping so hard! I'm hoping to hit up the mall on my lunch tomorrow! Fingers crossed

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  8. You are so funny! Your go to outfit for not knowing what to wear is perfect! I would definitely keep that in your rotation!

    Jill
    dousedinpink.blogspot.com

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  9. Oh my! I remember the "blow out" days all, all too well! It happens to the best of us. At least you recovered nicely and still look cute and put together. :)

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    1. hahaha and no one will ever know... except all of you!

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  10. You're totally adorable!

    Nell

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